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It's Too Hard
So there was this TV show whereby the host would come around to the audience, ask her a question; if she could answer it, a prize would be given.
There came the show host. “Well, ma'am, can you remember what you said in your first wedding night?”
She thought about it for a little while; scratched her head, and then said, “Oh no, I can't. It's too hard.”
Women and the Globe
March the eighth, the occasion: it is the Women's Day.
The British ambassador picked up his glass and proposed his toast. “Let us drink to women in the Eastern half of the globe.”
Then the American ambassador picked up his glass and proposed his toast. “Let us drink to the women in Western half of the globe.”
The French ambassador, mustering up english the best he could and so proposed his toast: “Let us drink to women who have two half globes.”
Keynesian Economics
There was this newly minted Ph.D. In Economics on his first overseas assignment; and he found himself in Moscow. Excited about the opportunity, he strolled around town to see first hand how central planning economic system supposed to work.
He was amazed to see that two men worked the street: the man in front dug holes; the one behind him just filled them up again.
”Hey guys, how amazing! Keynesian Economics in real action, in a Socialist society. Wow!”
”Huh!?”
”You see, digging holes and then filling them up, to generate employment!”
“Oh that. You see, there supposed to be three of us. I dig holes, the middle one plants trees, the last of us fills them up. But today, the guy in the middle did not show up.”
